It must be sweeps week at the Times

It probably says more about us than we care to admit, but in line this morning at Starbucks we couldn’t help but notice the front page story on Trixie (aka Jennifer, aka Stephanie), the 6′ 3″ (with heels) Vegas stripper with “a fake blond ponytail, fake eyelashes, fake green eyes, a fake tan and fake breasts.”
Sure, the story was below the fold (insert your own joke involving the words “below” and “fold” here), but there’s something fitting about the fake breasts being alongside stories about a fake government, fake health and fake intelligence.

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