Sex with a minor … don’t go there!

My home state of Virginia has finally entered the … er … 20th century with its new billboard campaign: isn’t she a little young.
Apparently, our Virginia Gentlemen are being tricked into committing statutory rape by underage harlots. This simply must be stopped! I’m glad that the state Department of Health has the courage and foresight to educate the population on this timeless menace. Even though I’m a Californian now, I’ve always said that Virginia is for Lovers (unless you’re talking about butt-love, then Virginia is not for you).
Of course, if it were West Virginia, the billboard would read: “Sex with a miner … don’t go there.” I don’t know about that though, coal dust is a fine fashion covering for really rough trade.

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