Pride and the mustache-man parade

Thank God the good folks at Macromedia invented Flash! There really is no better way to experience the Gay Pride Parade than this scintillating game from the boys at gay.com.
The text intro says it best: �Can you maneuver your way across the parade route � avoiding drag queens, leathermen, dykes on bikes, circuit boys, club kids, and friends and family � without exploding into a burst of glittery gayness?�
Pardon a moment of internalized homophobia, but my questions are: �Can you please � please � pretty, pretty please � shave? put on a top? take that rainbow wig off? wear jeans under your chaps? save the k-hole for the club? be proud of who you are, rather than how society views you?

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