Single white male, fond of sweaters, non-sexual hugging…

There are dating sites out there for practically everyone, but where do you go when you want to be assured that you’re not going to get hit on by the wrong sex, or the Catholic you’re interested in is actually free within the church to marry? ConservativeMatch.com, of course! Where else?
Now, there’s no need to worry about dating “the wrong sort.” As Rush himself states on the front page, “despite the liberal lads you’ve been dating, there is hope out there.” If you have any doubts before posting your likes (long walks on the beach, American films not made by Michael Moore, torture) and dislikes online, consider the terms of service, which spell out in no uncertain terms that any hanky panky going on is strictly zipless.

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