Apocalypse or Jihad? You decide!

The fourth sign of the coming Apocalypse has taken place in Iran, as Dick Cheney’s illegitimate hell-spawn has been born in the shape of a human frog baby. Doctors in Iran say the Vice President’s newest child has “human characteristics”–just like Dick! And also: frog baby.
Tests are being carried out on the frog. The Vice President has made no comment, other than “go fuck yourself,” which, apparently, is his preferred method of procreation.

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