Killer cars are strangling children!

Though reading a headline like that might make you think glassdog has suddenly become an offshoot of The National Enquirer, it seems that cars and trucks all over the country are strangling and killing children with their power windows. I mean, who knew?
Children as old at 15 have become trapped by power windows. Really. 15-year-old kids. Killed. By power windows. In cars. So… I think it’s time to outlaw power windows. And what about toys? Kids choke on toys all the time! Shouldn’t toys be outlawed? To protect the 15-year-olds who put their heads in the window and can’t get them out again when the power window suddenly shuts on their windpipe while they’re eating small toy parts?

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