Bush: Cheney can be President

President Bush used his rapier wit and team of speechwriters to fire a barb at Democratic Vice Presidential hopeful John Edwards today, stating when asked about how Edwards stacks up against Dick Cheney, that “Dick Cheney can be President.”
It evidently escaped his notice that, for all intents and purposes, Dick Cheney already is President. Be that as it may, the one-term ex-Governor of Texas went on to say “Dick Cheney can skateboard! Dick Cheney can put his own fist in his mouth! Dick Cheney knows how to spell! I think that when we’re talking about… wait, I lost my notes. Condi? Is Condi around? Anyone got a donut?”

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