Election terror!

Department of Homeland Security secretary Tom Ridge warned today that Al Qaeda wants to screw with our electoral process in some vague, unspecified but ultimately bad and probably damaging way. The agency did not move the alert level out of yellow, and Ridge provided no further information.
However, some unnamed sources believe that the terrorist network is planning on installing difficult-to-read electoral ballots in one or more key southern states to make voting more difficult, and then fix the Supreme Court to throw the election to the losing party. What a nightmare scenario! But it could never happen….

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