How to spot terrorists

Florida has decided against instructing firefighters and state workers that gay couples who appear swarthy and darkly tanned with an austere sense of home decorating are terrorists. A new brochure that was going to be handed out cautioned that “multiple adult males living together, usually of Middle Eastern appearance and between the ages of 18 and 45, with little or no furnishings” are probably terrorists.
Other groups who Florida no longer considers terrorists: Families of three who own poodles and enjoy badminton; Men who wear their facial hair in “interesting or bizarre” styles as if they are in a boy band; Celine Dion; small rodents who eat tomatoes and broccoli at the same time!

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