Next thing you know, she’ll be running for governor.

So am I the only one who’s deliberately avoiding any television coverage of the Martha Stewart verdict, just to keep running the imaginary loop in my head of the five-and-five queen looking straight into the camera and doing an ass-kicking Arnold impression?

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