It is now officially illegal to have sex with dead people in California.
Also in the news: Glassdog contributor herniates himself at all the Leno-caliber joke possibilities.
- The law is apparently the result of a spat between Govenor Schwarzenegger and animated skeleton Maria Shriver.
- Does this mean it’s Harrison Ford or Calista Flockhart commiting the crime?
- Schwarzenegger delayed signing the bill so Republicans could have their way with Reagan’s body first.
- Hollywood sadly drops plans to make another movie based on an Issac Azimov book.
- Michael Jackson happily notes that children are still in-bounds.