There Goes My Weekend

It is now officially illegal to have sex with dead people in California.
Also in the news: Glassdog contributor herniates himself at all the Leno-caliber joke possibilities.

  • The law is apparently the result of a spat between Govenor Schwarzenegger and animated skeleton Maria Shriver.
  • Does this mean it’s Harrison Ford or Calista Flockhart commiting the crime?
  • Schwarzenegger delayed signing the bill so Republicans could have their way with Reagan’s body first.
  • Hollywood sadly drops plans to make another movie based on an Issac Azimov book.
  • Michael Jackson happily notes that children are still in-bounds.
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