Now He Has to Say It Two More Times

Vice President Cheney announced today that the final report on Iraqi weapons of mass destruction — which concluded that there haven’t been any since 1991, and weren’t going to be any in the future — has fully justified the decision to go to war.
He also said that the record deficit and massive new bureaucracies produced by the Bush Administration are evidence of their commitment to smaller federal government.
And that cutting combat pay for soldiers in the field demonstrates the Republicans support for American troops.
Also, that time he beat the Macy’s Santa to death in front of several hundred children was entirely in the Christmas spirit.

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