Osama been hidin’

If you’re like me, you thought the October Surprise was a Red Sox win, but apparently we’re being overruled. The world thinks that Osama’s latest music video is the elephant in the room, and the Beeb takes a look at its ramifications to the U.S. election from a perspective from the outside.
Osama, looking peppy and positive in a soft lemon jacket over an off-white blouse, speaks directly to the American voting public, adding that he’s not mad at Sweden but that another 9/11 is possible unless we mend our ways. Allah blah blah blah.
He also spoke to the “states,” warning that the states that mess with his security will have to deal with its own security threats. Then he took off his hat, pulled a rabbit out of it and shot it dead with an AK-47.

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