Outboard

Look for some changes in Bush’s Cabinet in the coming weeks, the most likely being the retirement of Herr Ashcroft, he of the morbid fear of statue titties.
Among the other names mentioned for shifting or leaving: Rumsfeld (please, God, please), Condoleeza Van Pelt, “Human” Services Secretary Tommy “Tom Thomas Tom-Tom” Thompson and Transporation Secretary Norman “Highways? What highways?” Mineta.
Secretary of State Colin “I sold my soul for this?” Powell has indicated he’ll stay if Bush asks him to, but only if he says pretty please with sugar on top and promises not to make him go in front of the UN General Assembly again and lie about stuff.

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