Ol’ Dirty Bastard not shot to death

Ol’ Dirty Bastard, founding member of the influential hip-hop band and kung fu movie aficionados The Wu Tang Clan, died tonight after collapsing in a recording studio in Manhattan. He was complaining of chest pains.
Amazingly, Ol’ Dirty Bastard managed to make it to age 35 without getting shot.

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