Meanwhile in the Red States…

In a dank school basement in Wasilla Alsaka, a male school principal asks another male teacher to whip him while two male students look on. All in the name of Jesus.
What did the two boys do to deserve this?!? They were caught kissing girls.
My head hurts. If you’re gonna hate the gay people you might wanna start acting a little less OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO MUCH GAYER UP THERE THAN WE’VE EVER MANAGED TO BE DOWN HERE!!

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