Abstinence makes the head grow dumber

A few “facts” the US government wants you to know: abortion can lead to sterility and suicide, half the gay male teenagers in the United States have tested positive for the AIDS virus, and touching a person’s genitals “can result in pregnancy.”
The Bush administration and the Republican Congress are funneling nearly 170 million of your tax dollars to groups that teach abstinence only, but the Just-Say-Noers are apparently not exactly truthful when it comes time to instruct our randy youth in the fine art of sex.
See also: A 43-day-old fetus is a “thinking person.” HIV can be spread via sweat and tears. Condoms fail to prevent HIV transmission as often as 31 percent of the time in heterosexual intercourse.
It’s true! I read it on the Internet!

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