France hates Santa!

Santa Claus was attacked and mugged by a group of French teenagers when he refused to give them more candy. Santa was standing on a street in Ales in the south of France when the teens kicked, pummeled and generally abused him for being a bourgeois tool of American oppressors.
“I’m really not surprised at all,” Santa said later. “The French have been generally rude to me everytime I come uninvited into their homes and eat their cookies and drink their milk. Frankly, their cookies are too rich and their milk is too fattening, anyway.”
The teens were chased off by passers-by that we assume were British, American or some other nationality that’s currently being killed in Iraq.

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