The world according to Google

If you wanted to have a web page with the biggest hit count in 2004, you would have needed the following according to the Google Zeitgeist:
Britney Spears and Orlando Bloom are shopping on eBay for a new Ferrari when news of the death of Nicholas Berg interupts a rerun of The Simpsons, that episode where they go to France. They turn to CNN but there only a soundbite of George W. Bush talking about poker chips. Bored now, Britney dons a bikini and Ugg boots as Orlando puts down his tablet PC and grabs his iPod in its Louis Vuitton branded case and suggests they go to Wal-Mart and get a pizza. Britney, complaining that her thighs will enlarge, demands that they go to a spa instead, or maybe the YMCA to meet someone hot like David Beckham or some rich doctor who dabbles in real estate. Instead, they end up at a Holiday Inn having sex, pretending to be the C.E.O. of SCO and his beautiful secretary.

This entry was posted in The Wonderful WWW. Bookmark the permalink.