Oh, for fuck’s sake.

Tired of sharing a satelite with Satan? Could the real reason God doesn’t answer your calls be that your cell service is cluttered with abortionists, atheists and homos?
Switch on over to Pro-Life Communications! The first-ever Christian Wireless Network*. Get the 411 on Jesus. After all, just how “smart” is your phone is it’s not plugged directly into the cunts of the “Concerned Women of America”.
* Not available in all areas. Roaming charges apply to all off-network calls made or received while your SUV is parked in front of the roadside motel where you go to pork little Mexican boys before heading off to church.

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