Valentine Revenge

Do it. Give her some shiny trinket, a love poem, a few posies, hell, sing her a song. Whatever your lady’s idea of a soft focus super romantic holiday is, make that come true today for her, but insist on one thing…
Next month, it’s your turn. And you want nothing less – and more importantly, nothing more, than the holiday that’s soon to be a favorite with every red blooded (gay or straight) American male. (Vegetarian wussy types excluded, of course.) Steak and a Blowjob Day.

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