Pope Crazyman: “Gay marriage = Satan!”

Having just recovered from not physically dying but losing his mind or something anyway, Pope John Paul² says in his new book that gay marriage is part of “a new ideology of evil,” which should not be confused with Bush-baby’s Axis of Evil® or Orson Welles’s “Touch of Evil.”
The Pope, salivating and leaning to the right and waving off fluttering bats that only he can see, writes that gay marriage is “perhaps more insidious and hidden, which attempts to pit human rights against the family and against man.” Confusing, certainly, but also… what the hell?
His Popeness also compares abortion to the Holocaust, albeit abstractly, and did not add that we should give him all our money, and believe that the bones of some dead people are magical if he says they are while he waves his hand in the air while wearing a dress.

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