College graduate, professional gambler

All the kids are doing it! It’s sexy, it’s fun, it’s hip and you can lose your shirt doing it! It’s poker!
Yes, why waste your hard-earned college degree on advancing your career in the public sector when you can make hundreds of thousands of dollars sitting in a folding chair in front of your computer screen playing online Texas Hold’em for hours and hours, and even hours.
Me, when I was in college, I wasted my time in good, honest pursuits like drinking and feeling sorry for myself and being suicidally depressed wondering why that good looking guy in the third row during Calculus would never look at me even though I totally wore my cutest shirt today. What an idiot!

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