But what about the super-children?

Congress listened intently today as the commissioner of baseball defended MLB’s drug-testing policy regarding the use of steroids that no one in professional sports is actually using anyway, if we’re to believe what these multi-millionaires with 20-inch biceps are telling us.
Rather than clean their own house of scandal and lies, the U.S. congress feels that a bunch of men pumping their bodies full of chemicals to enhance their athletic prowess so as to make even more money and impress our impressionable children about how much money professional athletes can make when they cheat the odds is way more important, because hey, it takes the focus off more important matters.

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