One less thing to worry about

The United States Congress met in special session today to prevent Hobbits from singing in the upcoming stage musical version of The Lord of the Rings.
The producers of the spectacle, opening in Toronto this time next year, had hoped to include songs such as “I Really Want to Sleep with Legolas” and “He’s Sniffing My Ring” in the production, but George W. Bush, citing the American government’s need to intervene in other country’s goings-on and the desire to uphold “the sanctity of Hobbits,” signed the bill into law, thus preventing another travesty of justice and to protect us all from more pain and suffering.

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