No eggs for John Paul

Pope John Paul² won’t be rummaging around the Vatican looking for dyed eggs and chocolate bunnies this Easter Sunday, because he watches too much TV so the cardinals — the red-clothed priests, not the baseball team (I know, I get confused, too) — told him he has to stay in his room and no TV or Easter baskets this year.
The Pope has been hospitalized a lot lately because he’s old, not because he has a feeding tube, even though he’d probably like one in order to get more attention, he’s like that. Anyway, Popeless Easter.

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