Anything for a price

It must be true that a sucker is born every minute, but in this story it’s difficult to tell which one the sucker is — or maybe they both are.
At any rate, a Utah man is auctioning off his middle name on eBay with a high bid currently at $2,750.00. The Buy It Now price is a wholly affordable $8,000.
His middle name at the moment is Jean, which is his grandfather’s name. His brother put in a bid for $1,200 to try to save the name.
I have a middle name — Eric — that is unrelated to anything. I would also be willing to change it to anything else for $8,000. Lance Motherfucking Arthur. Has a nice ring to it.

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