At last, you can legally kill Mickey

Florida may be th esunshine state, but apparently all that sun has th enatives turning kind of violent. This assumption is based on a new law in the state that will allow its residents to legally kill anyone who fucks with them.
Now, lest our international visitors get the wrong impression and they still want to bring the wee ones to see Walt Disney World or NASA or the alligator farm where that guy on Jackass had a chicken in his ass, I should clarify that the Floridian has to have “a reasonable belief they are in danger of death or great bodily harm.”
But from what I know of Florida, that would include any attempt by one man to kiss another one. So watch out, Frenchies! This means you!

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