Author Archives: Blue Steele
Me no beeleeve constant email chekking make me stoopider. Me sure stouppiddity be caught from Prezident and Gubernor, like a cold or anthrax. Me smrt! Smrt I tell U!
Rock isn’t the Devil’s music at all, it’s a Communist mind-control program.
On the phone, President Lyndon B. Johnson needs some pants, the color of powder on a lady’s face with deep pockets so his knife doesn’t fall out when he sits and relaxes after work. These and other fine Commander in … Continue reading
Christo: Redefining familiar public space, involving even reluctant people in art. Somerville: Redefining familiar private space, involving reluctant feline in “art”. Christo’s Gates viewing time: 16 days Somerville Gates viewing time: Until the cleaning lady comes.
The Socialist Republic of San Francisco has plenty of laws and plenty of crime, but that doesn’t stop the cops from inventing infractions to harass innocent citizens.
Do it. Give her some shiny trinket, a love poem, a few posies, hell, sing her a song. Whatever your lady’s idea of a soft focus super romantic holiday is, make that come true today for her, but insist on … Continue reading
While my esteemed Glassdog co-conspirator was quick to do what people of our generation are prone to do with anything – crush it and dismiss it as worthless so they do not run the risk of being judged as having … Continue reading
She: matronly from birth and Diana’s nemesis. He: wished he was a tampon and heir to the throne. They: are finally going to wed in a move to get the Queen to hurry up and head down the same road … Continue reading
For those of you following project Runway, I hope you’re not shocked when Austin gets eliminated – sloppy web skills have had him marked in the store as elimated for three weeks. I think since the most prescient part of … Continue reading