Author Archives: Blue Steele

When it’s okay to lie to God

If you’re a man, and you look at another man like you want to marry him then it’s okay to kill him and just “tell God he died.” It must be true, Jimmy Swaggart says so. Go to minute 36 … Continue reading

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Hey Cool Kids

Quick, there’s something new so you can totally change everything again. It’s how you get your RSS feeds on your IPOD. Keep those RSS feeds moving, otherwise you’ll look like you’re sitting still.

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Dear Diary

So, you keep a diary because it makes you feel better? Your writing is cathartic and an examined life isn’t worth living? Well guess what? You’re wrong.

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When Jokes Are Too Easy

Yes, soon you will indeed be able to get fries with that shake. Yes, we’ll always have Paris. (But her second nose was better than her third) Pamela Anderson wants you to keep your hands off these breasts.

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Dad, Can I get an advance on my allowance?

Bush took cocaine at Camp David when Daddy was prez, and Laura B. likes the ganja.

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Hump Day

We here at Glassdog International Megacorp are not immune to the more memetic and humorous attractions on the Global Interweb. Plus it’s hump day and we love to say the word “hump” out loud. Try it yourself, say it kind … Continue reading

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Poor Rich People

It seems the wealthy really are worse off than the noble underclass when it comes to depression and mental illness. Stay Free! Has a great series about consumer culture and mental illness starting with an interview with Lawrence Kirmayer, author … Continue reading

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Thinking Aloud

I wonder if I can insure my clicking finger? Without it, I’m nothing.

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When you can’t preach to the converted

Andrew Sullivan, noted conservative Republican douchebag Blogger fesses up – even though he loves the idea of supporting the party, he just can’t vote for Bush. This is the article to forward to all your conservative friends, and remind them … Continue reading

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Vive la France!

This gives talking out your ass a whole new spin. Poor Mrs. Jablonski, she’ll get no peace.

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