Category Archives: Daily Doldrums

Wait, What?

Wanna know a secret, just between us girls? We are kinda into that Sarah Palin bitch. I mean, who else do you know who’s that stupid and that popular? Dumb and hot is hot and dumb! If “dumb” means “hot.” Continue reading

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Blu-Ray Über Alles!

So, Toshiba has given up the ghost, thrown in the towel, jumped the shark and called it a day. HD DVD is dead, officially. Blu-Ray is the de facto winner in the Hi-Def format stakes. So can you finally buy … Continue reading

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Santa Claus, et al

Because nothing says Xmastime to me like robots, Martians and a tiny little Pia Zadora. “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” in which Santa Claus conquers the martians: Slightly more palatable: Mystery Science Theatre 3000 presents: “Santa Claus”

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Another Day, Another iPod

Apple — or more precisely, Steve Jobs, announced a complete revamp of their iPod line-up this morning, and as usual they’ve managed to one-up the competition on all fronts in the battle for your digital pocket, creating new products too … Continue reading

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Notice of hiatus

I’m sure some of you are wondering just what the hell, if anything, is going on with glassdog and why there have been no new entries — or sporadic ones at best — for the past few weeks. And all … Continue reading

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Ready for the Cage Match

I’ve always wanted to see Albert Ellis fight Elizabeth Wurtzel in a cage match, and now that he’s in his 80s and has much of his intestine missing, it’s about ready to be a fiar fight, given that she’s a … Continue reading

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The Femininst and the Virgin

Slight spoilers for The 40 Year old Virgin below. Sunday I saw The 40 Year Old Virgin. It was good overall, there were some spectacular moments, but on reflection, I find some of the nicer turns weren’t in the jokes, … Continue reading

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ANNOUNCING: The Correspondent Correspondence Contest!

If you’re a regular reader of glassdog.com over the past several months, you’ll have noted that links are posted by me, Lance, the owner of said site, and a group of semi-anonymous writers whose participation of late could be said … Continue reading

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White is right

There’s an entire population of women out there doing everything they can to avoid getting any color from accidental exposure to the sun’s rays. Asian American women are spending lots of cash on perfecting the porcelain profile, going so far … Continue reading

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The death of Cardinal Sin!

We can all sleep a little easier now, because Cardinal Sin is officially dead. Cardinal Jaime Sin of The Philippines died of renal failure after being taken to the hospital with a high fever. He was 76. And, true, the … Continue reading

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