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Since You’ve Been Kidz Bop

I’m only going to watch reimagined pop videos for kids, excuse me, KIDZ, from now on. When the tiger starts jumping around, and the little kid makes the rock growl right back at him, I mean, it’s just poetry. I … Continue reading

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You win some, you lose some

Connecticut’s House of Representatives passed legislation yesterday legalizing gay unions in the state — the second state in the U.S. to do so, and the first to do it without a court order. The bill was overwhelmingly approved by the … Continue reading

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Keep illegal government spying legal!

The Patriot Act has a section known as the “library provision” which permits the U.S. government to obtain secret warrents without a judge or grand jury’s “interference” in order to obtain “books, records, papers, documents and other items” from any … Continue reading

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Matt Haughey always looks bored

Matt Haughey, originally uploaded by Laughing Squid. Here is Web Demi-god Matt Haughey at this year’s South by Southwest Interactive Festival, so called because everyone there is so festive. But look at this man, will you? First, he’s going to … Continue reading

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Special Alert: Comics MAY not be factual!

Several newspapers passed on running today’s Boondocks comic because it “presents inaccurate information as fact.” Not sure what they’re seeing as innacurate. Bush did, in fact, admit to smoking weed. “I wouldn’t answer the marijuana questions,” he said, according to … Continue reading

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Those aren’t Bugle Boy Jeans he’s ordering.

On the phone, President Lyndon B. Johnson needs some pants, the color of powder on a lady’s face with deep pockets so his knife doesn’t fall out when he sits and relaxes after work. These and other fine Commander in … Continue reading

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More On The Gates…

The Washington Post does a fairly good job of ripping The Gates a new asshole. It’s amazing how small the artistic return can be on a piece that fills 850 acres in the middle of one of the world’s great … Continue reading

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Who’s Gonna Love Charlie Graner?

Charlie Graner Jr. is the first of the fun-lovin’ Abu Ghraib guards to go on trial. A military juror is now pretend-deliberating his fate. He’s charged with conspiracy, assault, dereliction of duty and committing indecent acts and could get 17 … Continue reading

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First one to make the “These celebrities were ALREADY washed up!” joke earns their place in hell.

CNN, which sucks SO badly people run from it to go work at FOX, has outdone itself by covering the story we all REALLY want to know about: How did celebrities fare in the tsunamis? A German statesman, a Czech … Continue reading

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More spam for you

I don’t know about you, but it was a banner year for spam in my inbox. And if you’re wondering who to blame, I sat point your finger at the ones responsible for all that useless traffic sent your way … Continue reading

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