Category Archives: Daily Doldrums

What if the Army had to hold bake sales…

An Army reservist’s plan to sell some of his 49ers memorabilia to raise money for equipment to protect himself while in Iraq was going swimmingly. People were chipping in, the eBay auction was going fine and he might have actually … Continue reading

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Follow directions — or die

The over-the-counter painkiller Aleve may kill more than your pain. The FDA (not exactly the most reliable source by now) reports that if you don’t follow the drug directions carefully, it could lead to heart attack or stroke, two things … Continue reading

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I miss them too

John Rogers misses Republicans. And after reading his funny but painfully true piece, so do I. What, are the Phillipines suddenly gonna get all cranked up on non-drowsy cough medicine and decide to go postal on us with their shoddily-made … Continue reading

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Insani-TV

Zell Miller, possibly insane Democratic Senator from Geogia, that guy who was at the Republican Convention and got all red-faced and fiercesome and, yes, insane on the podium and afterwards challenged MSNBC commentator Chris Matthews to a duel to the … Continue reading

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The noisy minority

In 2000, the FCC recieved a total of 350 complaints about television indecency. In 2001, again, just 350 letters. In 2002, they got 14,000. Last year, 240,000. Kind of alarming, huh? That is until you examine who’s making all the … Continue reading

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Potential HIV Cure

Johnson and Johnson announced today they have created a drug that can fight HIV in the body by mutating in the same way the virus does. If proven safe, this could mean an end to the cocktail and instead mean … Continue reading

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End of Days, with George & Laura

Let’s start with a deep breath. Last week Alabama lawmaker Gerald Allen, who like it or not, descended from apes, albeit some damn stupid ones who decided the best use for that nifty thumb was anal play, has sought to … Continue reading

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FOX; spelled with a U, and followed by ME

Clear Channel has entered into an agreement with Fox News Radio; which broadcasts directly from Ann Coulter’s ass; to be the primary source of “news” for most of its radio stations. Take a second here to let the shocking surprise … Continue reading

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See Spot email. Email , Spot, email!

Email is screwing up corporate America according to The New York Times. As we all stop capitalizing and punctuating to get our thoughts out quicker (or something), the laziness of bad spelling, grammar and usage is creeping into everything. It’s … Continue reading

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Hand jobs are the new blow jobs

Good news everyone! Hand jobs are back! In a recent article the L.A. Weekly (not a real newpaper) reported about the resurgence of the hand job as the I don’t need to stay over, do I? sex act du jour. … Continue reading

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