Category Archives: Daily Doldrums

It’s White She-Devil Race-Baiter, Not Ms. Coulter

Ann Coulter, ham-fisted cunt that she is, speaks out on the ‘black thing’ in the embrassingly titled It’s Dr. Rice, not Dr. Dre. In light of their reaction to the nomination of Condoleezza Rice as secretary of state, I gather … Continue reading

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Clearly someone has an employee problem

But for the time being everyone on my Christmas list is taken care of. (…and I SOOOO qualified for the Free Shipping.)

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Barbecued chips

There won’t be a Playstation 3 until 2006, and we won’t get a look at it until next year, but Sony (along with partners Toshiba and IBM) released a few stats on the the PS3 chip today, and if this … Continue reading

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Heavenly Creature

So, 16 year old Rachelle Waterman had a difficult life of shopping, working a $10/hr computer job, eating vodka soaked fruit, volleyball, honor roll and choir practice. No, really, her mom (who spent a lot of time doing vounteer work … Continue reading

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Rice to Have Minor Surgery on Friday

“National Security Council spokesman Sean McCormack said, “She will have a minor surgical procedure on Friday and will be back home on Saturday.” We wish Condi the best of luck with her recovery. Horn removal can be a bitch.

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Meanwhile in the Red States…

In a dank school basement in Wasilla Alsaka, a male school principal asks another male teacher to whip him while two male students look on. All in the name of Jesus. What did the two boys do to deserve this?!? … Continue reading

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Dick

No wonder Dick Cheney’s heart is weak. Fucking America in the ass with THAT tool means movin’ a lot of blood around. (Ironically, Dick dresses to the left.)

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Ol’ Dirty Bastard not shot to death

Ol’ Dirty Bastard, founding member of the influential hip-hop band and kung fu movie aficionados The Wu Tang Clan, died tonight after collapsing in a recording studio in Manhattan. He was complaining of chest pains. Amazingly, Ol’ Dirty Bastard managed … Continue reading

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Grimace ™

Two all beef patties, special sauce. Let us cheese. If you work in marketing please give me a call. I have a surprise for you in my pocket.

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Loosahhhs!

Arnold Shwarzenneger, star of Last Action Hero and beloved Governor, was asked by a reporter if he would listen to Democratic leaders about something or other. “Why would I listen to losers?” Schwarzenegger replied. I’m feeling a lot of that … Continue reading

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