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Fun with maps

This map looks oddly familiar, but I can’t put my finger on it. Oh, there we go. I was using the wrong finger.

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When to Pee, What to Expect

Edison Research has published this extrememly handy guide on how to watch the election results, including which part of the hour to take bathroom breaks. Now this is helpful, I just hope my bladder is ready to adhere to the … Continue reading

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Presidential pause

Man, I love TiVo. The ability to pause and rewind all your favorite parts of any televised program while it happens: Priceless. The first Great Debate last night proved–or verified–a couple of things for me. First, Kerry can be President. … Continue reading

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Flip flop flap flaw

Does he or doesn’t he? The San Francisco Chronicle looked at 200 of John Kerry’s speeches and statements to see if what the Bush Camp uses as it’s No. 1 weapon of mass distraction, namely Kerry’s alleged “flip flops” of … Continue reading

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Speech impediments

Slate details the case of a man who’s been protesting what he sees as the nation’s wrongs since 1969–only now he faces the strongest foe of all: the United States Secret Service. Using little-know provisions and strong-arm tactics, Bush’s not-so-secret … Continue reading

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When it’s okay to lie to God

If you’re a man, and you look at another man like you want to marry him then it’s okay to kill him and just “tell God he died.” It must be true, Jimmy Swaggart says so. Go to minute 36 … Continue reading

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When you can’t preach to the converted

Andrew Sullivan, noted conservative Republican douchebag Blogger fesses up – even though he loves the idea of supporting the party, he just can’t vote for Bush. This is the article to forward to all your conservative friends, and remind them … Continue reading

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Imagine there’s no, um…

There are limits to good taste and merchanising, but it seems the people who are selling Lennon style sneakers designed to match those on the cover of Abbey Road don’t understand this. In the immortal words of Steve Buscemi in … Continue reading

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Why Bitches Ain’t One of Jay Z’s 99 Problems

Reality TV shows like Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire and The Bachelor – promising a life of fame and riches to eager gold diggers work on the assumption that no matter how much women say “I am looking for … Continue reading

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Lies, deceit & innuendo

The Guardian Online details the nasty tricks employed in the Presidential campaigns to, among other things, call Kerry a coward and Bush a philandering abortionist. Currently, the Republicans are under fire from several directions regarding a misleading TV ad that … Continue reading

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