Category Archives: Entertainfuck

TSOM XL

This one is hard to swallow for someone like me, since I remember seeing it in a theatre as a child. 40 years ago this Memorial Day Weekend, “The Sound of Music” premiered to packed houses and went on to … Continue reading

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When lightsabers™ are outlawed, only outlaws will have lightsabers™

Two complete idiots apparently wishing that they were, like, Darth Bonehead and Obi Wan the Jerkoff, filled fluorescent light tubes with gasoline, lit them up and are now in critical condition after one of the homemade lightsabers exploded. Isn’t it … Continue reading

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Lucas ready to ruin more cherished film memories

At the London opening of “Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Return of the Attack of the Extremely Stupid Dialog,” film “director” and “visionary” George Lucas mentioned that now that he’s finally finished flushing his own grand vision of … Continue reading

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Concert tickets too much? Blame yourself!

Slate’s Daniel Gross reports on a Princeston study that says the reason ticket prices are astronomically high is because musicians aren’t seeing enough money from music sales so they’re pumping up concert receipts to compensate for their expensive lifestyle. Yes, … Continue reading

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Christ in your ear

Need a Jesus filter on your iTunes? Scared that Satan may infiltrate your hard drive after you innocently download the current hits and find out that someone is singing about having sex out of wedlock? Fear not! SongTouch.com is coming … Continue reading

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Star Wars: Episode XVII: Return of the Advance on Toy Licensing Fees

In what is either very good or extremely bad news (and we always tend to hope for the latter, as you know) George Lucas has announced that the Star Wars franchise of really confusing sci-fantasy films about free trade agreements … Continue reading

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Penis envy

You have to hand it to the Chinese. When faced with the rumor that Asian men have smaller dicks and are therefore sexually inferior to Western gents, a group of scientists in Hong Kong pulled out their slide rules and … Continue reading

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Stools of the stars

The mind boggles — not so much at the fact that one can purchase celebrity body fluids and skin cells online, but at the fact that there’s such a demand for Tom Green’s fecal matter that they’re “out of stock.” … Continue reading

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Michael Jackson: One crazy bofo

I haven’t really been following the trial of MJ too closely, which even I find shocking. I mean, this thing has everything an entertainment shock-gossip pathetic-celeb junkie could want: bad plastic surgery, alcoholic minors, striped penis stories, multiple failed fake … Continue reading

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One less thing to worry about

The United States Congress met in special session today to prevent Hobbits from singing in the upcoming stage musical version of The Lord of the Rings. The producers of the spectacle, opening in Toronto this time next year, had hoped … Continue reading

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