Category Archives: Entertainfuck

Mario’s dark secret!

American Idol finalist Mario Vasquez suddenly dropped out of the competition, citing “personal reasons,” after it was not revealed by an online web site that he eats babies for breakfast. Vasquez had no comment on the story that doesn’t actually … Continue reading

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Mr. Hilary Swank

If you want to get a taste of Oscar madness “direct from the red carpet,” look no further than Chicago Sun-Times other, thinner movie reviewer Richard Roeper’s backstage breakdown of the things you didn’t get to see or hear. For … Continue reading

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The Red Menace

Rock isn’t the Devil’s music at all, it’s a Communist mind-control program.

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Valentine Revenge

Do it. Give her some shiny trinket, a love poem, a few posies, hell, sing her a song. Whatever your lady’s idea of a soft focus super romantic holiday is, make that come true today for her, but insist on … Continue reading

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Sarah Jessica Parker to Launch Fragrance

…Beavis and Butthead to stand behind her and light match. (I truly apologize. But, damn, I wish I’d written that headline.)

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Los Simpsons es barato

A little perspective: Last April, the voice actors from The Simpsons went on strike for more moolah. At the time, each actor was receiving $125,000 per episode and they wanted $360,000, or $8 million a season. In 1998, the same … Continue reading

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Gia Paloma has a strong work ethic

Never accuse porn diva Gia Paloma of being lazy. She is hardcore in every sense of the word. You are not hardcore until you overdose on cocaine, get taken to the hospital on a stretcher, declare “Fuck this, I have … Continue reading

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Glamorous!+Hideous!=Glamhideous!

There are so few things in life that are both horrible and fantastic, amazing both for their ability to fascinate and repulse simultaneously, but we’re wagering that Saturday nights Tsunami Aid: A Concert of Hope can’t help but be both. … Continue reading

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Saying goodbye to the big green guy

Godzilla is gone. Long live Godzilla. After 28 films and 50 years, Toho Studios is retiring the atomic lizard. This month, “Godzilla: Final Wars” was released in Japan and with it, the studio decided to bring the curtain down for … Continue reading

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Monks over sluts

A friendly tip for those of you planning a Cambodian pop singing career: a song called “The Mother of All Sluts” is fine and dandy, but a song titled “Leaving The Monkhood For Love” will get you a government censorship. … Continue reading

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