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Latest threat to youth: Vicious tanning booths!

You know how dumb kids are, right? You might even be a kid, and I’m here to tell you, for your own good, you’re an imbicile. So much so that the American Medical Association wants to protect you from yourself … Continue reading

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Ass Crack City

Apparently, New York City has an ass crack problem, and not just with its plumbers. Men of every stripe (but, one hopes, more of the fit and muscular than the flabby and sagging) are lowering their wasitbands and exposing inches … Continue reading

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Smilin’ Cilla lookin’ sad

What the hell has Priscilla Presley been doing to her face? Honestly, the woman looks like one of those androids from “I, Robot” or Bjork in her video for All is Full of Love. Or maybe it’s more Cowardly Lion … Continue reading

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Model lawsuit

In 1986, Russell Christoff, a model living in Los Angeles, did a 2-hour modelling session for Nestle and then never heard from them again. Flash forward to 2002, when he went out shopping and saw his own face on a … Continue reading

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Paralyzingly Beautiful

For those of you with hard-to-shop-for parents, you may want to consider botox injections. It is important first to make sure that the last will and testament is in order and life insurance policies are up-to-date. What price beauty?

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Less bangs, more bucks

Say you’re in Manhattan and you have $800 burning a hole in your pocket, what would you do with it? Splurge on theatre tickets for you and 9 friends? Maybe see if someone canceled at Per Se and grab the … Continue reading

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We have a Blue Light Special in retail chains

Kmart is going to buy up Sears, Roebuck & Co. for $11 billion, creating the third largest retail chain after Wal-Mart and Home Depot. The merger shoves Targét into fourth place. Both Kmart and Sears have been moneylosers for some … Continue reading

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I really hate Apple

Well, the cluetrain has left the station, and Apple wasn’t on board. They’re basically saying that they went ahead and reviewed their products for you, and guess what? … they’re all GREAT! So, go ahead and throw them a bone; … Continue reading

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Life’s a bitch and then you marry one

Read the item description to learn just why this man is selling his ex-wife’s motorcycle helmet on eBay. I just wish everyone would write such elaborate stories when they sll items, eBay could easily be the ultimate entertainment and shopping … Continue reading

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The mouse-man jacket

Ready for your weekly “Ick!”? Okay, how about this: in an attempt to create “victimless leather,” a duo in Australia are growing a jacket from living tissue made from mouse and human cells. It looks kind of like a pork … Continue reading

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