Category Archives: Media-ocrity

Natural Beauty

Next time you look in the mirror and wish your ass was higher, or open up a magazine and wonder at the smoothness of your favorite star’s skin, compared with the dimples and bruises and hey – is that a … Continue reading

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Old codgers sing George a lullaby

“You call yourself a Christian, I call you u a hypocrite/You call yourself a patriot, well I think you’re full of shit.” That’s one of the lines from the song “Sweet Neo Con” that’ll be at the top of every … Continue reading

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Melinguistic movie

Having conquered the world of Jesus sadism fetish films, Mel Gibson is now turning his attention the equally small but probably much less lucrative sphere of Mayan language movies. Gibson is teaming up with Disney to make “Apocalypto,” to be … Continue reading

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GTV

On what Janice Crouse from Concerned Women for America is calling “a sad day for America,” Viacom is launching their gay-themed network, Logo, on Thursday. And in what can only be labeled the best reason to have the channel, Crouse … Continue reading

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World wires short-circuit Bush

The San Francisco Chronicle goes out on the web to round up some of the more pithy comments that the world press has to say about the White House adminstration’s “weasel words on Iraq.” And what they smell on the … Continue reading

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Let the rush of extremely boring video begin!

Google launched a beta of their Video Upload Program today, giving everyone with a camcorder and a dream a chance to share that really amusing movie they made of their uncle getting hit in the nuts with a baseball bat. … Continue reading

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Comedian recalls being funny

Okay, so, a comedian, self-described on her web site as “The Most Trusted Name in News About Monkees Eating Ice Cream,” is a witness in the on-going media circus known as the Michael Jackson child molestation trial. And, even better … Continue reading

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Fictional facts

The Roman Catholic Church’s Department of Redundancy Department has gone on the offensive against Dan Brown, calling the author’s best-selling work of fiction, The Da Vinci Code, a work of fiction. The church, apparently scared that people will believe the … Continue reading

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How to become a bestselling author

Khaled Hosseini, an internist at Kaiser Hospital in Mountain View, California wrote his first book by rising at 5AM and working on it for two hours a day before going to work. The Kite Runner is currently atop The New … Continue reading

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Badvertising

If you think there’s nowhere left for advertisers to plaster their colorful and obnoxious wares, think again. The latest and greatest surface for telling you what to buy because your life suck? Human skin. It probably didn’t start with him, … Continue reading

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