Category Archives: Media-ocrity

JS to X-fire: “What you do is partisan hackery”

All the cool internet kids are posting links to Jon Stewart on Crossfire, or if they’re not yet, they soon will be. Generally here at GD World HQ we like to show you things you might have a tough time … Continue reading

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Whipping the nipple

The FCC is thinking about fining Fox Broadcasting a cool million in fines for “indecency” stemming from a segment on the turgid and rather dull reality series “Married by America” in which contestants licked whipped cream off each other’s bodies. … Continue reading

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Cheney and the WWW

During last night’s discussion of Halliburton in the VP debate, Cheney told America if they wanted to hear the real truth they should “go to factcheck.com“. Go, look. You know you want to, and really, you should. I hope everyone … Continue reading

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Pulp bling-bling

For the approximately 5,000 people who make $150,000 in annual purchases and think $2,500 a year is a pittance to pay as a credit card fee, perhaps the new American Express magazine designed for Centurion (AKA AmEx Black) cardholders is … Continue reading

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It is to scream and cry and rend one’s eyes from one’s head

Two words: Friendster Magazine. Okay, stop vomiting across your keyboard long enough for me to describe the utter revulsionistical pile of shit that is Me, even though I haven’t read or touched or spied or come within 1,000 miles of … Continue reading

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Musicsoft

Microsoft’s version of iTunes is expected to make its online debut this Thursday, and if it’s anything like Sony’s “iTunes Killer,” expect a great big thud. The new store, part of Microsoft’s MSN network of disjointed AOL-like services, will be … Continue reading

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“I can’t be fully happy without her”

In a story with an Ick-Factor that shoots through the roof, the young man who was seduced at age 12 by his elementary school teacher says he still loves her, assuming he ever actually did, I mean, c’mon, he was … Continue reading

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An incredibly bad idea

People were someone chagrined by Gmail’s practice of including ads in the online email service’s interface based on message content. But howzabout this: You’re reading an article at Forbes.com and note an underlined word or phrase, expecting it to be … Continue reading

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Apologeticleric

A group of American religious leaders are going on Arab TV to apologize for what happened under our watch at Abu Ghraib. The ads will appear on Al Jazeera and Al Arabiya starting next Tuesday. “When the administration is even … Continue reading

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