I know it's rather old and stale and everyone who pays attention to Web things has already seen it, but I'm afraid it's just too satisfying in its latest incarnation for me. ...

We love Mr. Fish. ...

"All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for." I love a well-done diatribe. ...

Everyone's watching, to see what you will do. Everyone's looking at you, oh. ...

Eating while crying? Please. Everyone knows where real pain comes from. ...

Congratulations to Matt and Kay! And welcome to the world, Fiona! ...

I can't begin to tell you about the sensation I get just looking at this thing. I mean, some tools have weird names like the "Vibro Thunder 3000" or "Anus the Menace X". But this...it gets right to the point. ANAL DOUCHE. ...

Documenting Bush's head fetish. Now with more turkey! ...

BaconWhores! "Because the only thing better than bacon is someone to cook it for you." ...

Big trouble brewing in NYC over radio station Hot97's morning show and their incredibly tasteless if not downright cruel "Tsunami Song," which asks the musical question, "you better run or kiss your ass away, go find your mommy -- I just saw her float by, a tree went through her head." Okay, not so much a question as just really sort of heartless and amazing in its stupidity. The entire song is available online for those wishing to hear it firsthand. New Yorkers who would like to show their distaste and anger over the song and the station's soft-pedelled apology can show...