Category Archives: Politics As Usual

Social Insecurity

Our stumblebum foot-in-mouth arranged-Town Meeting President takes to the airwaves tonight to try to explain how his plan to “save Social Security” isn’t really a plan to put our financial futures in the hands of Wall Street crooks who seem … Continue reading

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The War on Culture

In case you were wondering, you can forget the terms “activist judges” and “culture of life.” The next talking point soundbite phrase is “culture war.” This culture war we’re all apparently engaged in encompasses both the activist judges and the … Continue reading

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Vatican: Just say no to gay marriage

In a completely unsurprising turn of events, a senior Vatican cardinal has called Spain’s plan to allow gay marriages and adoptions “iniquitous” AKA “sinful or ungodly” and says that Catholics in that highly Catholic country should disobey the law even … Continue reading

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Backing Bolton

Our whiney dullard of a President used one of my favorite phrases today, urging politians to “put aside politics” and confirm his pet walrus as U.S. ambassador to the United Nations. Standing in front of insurance agents and brokers, Bush … Continue reading

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Governator: “I can’t talk good.”

I love it when politicians use lies to cover up their idiocy. Case in point: California’s governor and plastic surgery disaster Arnold Schwarzenegger explained that when he said, “Close the borders in California and all across Mexico and in the … Continue reading

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Supreme offense

House Majority Leader Tom DeLay is pushing the on-going Battle for the Courts all the way to the top, calling the work done by Reagan-appointed Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy incredibly outrageous, because he makes his own decisions rather than … Continue reading

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Texas votes to take children away from gay parents

The Texas House of Representatives passed a bill banning homosexuals, bisexuals and transsexuals from being foster parents. Furthermore, the same bill allows for children to be TAKEN AWAY from ‘non-heterosexual’ foster parents. The Texas Republican Party has decided that it’s … Continue reading

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God’s rottweiler

So who the heck is this Pope Benedict Ex-Vee-Eye? For starters, he’s from Germany, he celebrated his 78th birthday yesterday, he’s incredibly conservative about his approach to Catholicism (sorry, girls!) and, for a brief time in his irrepressible teens, was … Continue reading

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Pope screen

So, some of you are perhaps a little confused by the whole Popelection taking place in Italy at the moment. They released some white puffs of smoke this morning apparently signaling that the world of Catholicism has a new infallible … Continue reading

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How not to run a country

You’re not imagining things, the economy really does suck. The U.S. trade deficit swelled larger than expected last month, setting a new record in the amount of money we owe other countries. Even though we also managed to export a … Continue reading

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