In a recent episode of Futurama, the professor is faced with a group protesting the teaching of evolution in school. The protest is lead by an orangutan, Dr. Banjo, who claims that if evolution (which is just a theory “like gravity or the shape of the Earth”) were fact, there would be no ‘missing...
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Bad Ads
Watching TV means watching advertising, just like going online means racist comments from homophobes. You just have to put up with them, and will occasionally be forced to watch some really poor examples of what the marketing departments and ad agencies think will make us drop everything and switch brands or try a new...
How to Insult the One Percent
It has come to our attention that Helen Thomas has fired herself from her job for insulting the entire Jewish community by stating that they should get the hell out of Palestine and go somewhere else like Poland or Germany. The White House even stepped into the fray and denounced the crotchety old lady...
On the Coming of Out
It is still odd to us here at Glassdog World Domination — perhaps because our goal is world domination and we want to dominate everyone so any particular one’s self-identity is pretty much beside the point — that the anachronistic concept of declaring one’s sexuality is still something worthy of a “thing.” In other...
The Perfect Sandwich
This is America, god damn it. This is fried chicken and bacon country. This is the land that invented the drive-thru and the ATM. So if you hate the Double Down, it's clear that you hate America.
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