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The Offense of the Defense of Marriage
In a recent episode of Futurama, the professor is faced with a group protesting the teaching of evolution in school. The protest is lead by an orangutan, Dr. Banjo, who claims that if evolution (which is just a theory "like gravity or the shape of the Earth") were fact, there would be no 'missing link' between ape and human, whereupon Dr. Farnsworth lists every connection between ape and human save one.
After losing the argument because it's very difficult to argue facts against ignorance and stupidity, Dr. Farnsworth declares "I don't want to live on this planet anymore," and he takes...
More → Bad Ads
Watching TV means watching advertising, just like going online means racist comments from homophobes. You just have to put up with them, and will occasionally be forced to watch some really poor examples of what the marketing departments and ad agencies think will make us drop everything and switch brands or try a new razor or buy a new car.
We watch a lot of television at the World Domination HQ, so we see a lot of shit, but sometimes the shit that comes pouring off the screen is so egregiously annoying, offensive or ignorant that we have to draw your...
More → How to Insult the One Percent
It has come to our attention that Helen Thomas has fired herself from her job for insulting the entire Jewish community by stating that they should get the hell out of Palestine and go somewhere else like Poland or Germany. The White House even stepped into the fray and denounced the crotchety old lady and she has since apologized for voicing an unpopular and apparently offensive opinion like all the rest of us do, only we put them on YouTube anonymously.
So we started thinking, huh (which is how we always start our thinking) I wonder what would happen if she...
More → On the Coming of Out
It is still odd to us here at Glassdog World Domination - perhaps because our goal is world domination and we want to dominate everyone so any particular one's self-identity is pretty much beside the point - that the anachronistic concept of declaring one's sexuality is still something worthy of a "thing."
In other words, why is it that one set of persons has to declare this, and another set doesn't? Does one declare one's eye color? No, one does not. Does one appear on Time Magazine's cover under the headline, "Yep, I'm left-handed!" No, one does not. And yet....
It would...
More → The Perfect Sandwich
Seems like everyone is harshing on the KFC for simply doing what it should absolutely be doing with the introduction of the Double Down, which is two slices of cheese and two pieces of bacon sandwiched between deep-fried, KFC-trademarked "herbs and spices" breaded, boneless chicken breast things with a quick slimy pass with something called Colonel's Sauce. As if anything less would be expected from a fast food restaurant that has always specialized in delivering more or less exactly that.
We're not sure what would make this thing any better? Do they want some sad, warm lettuce leaves slid in there,...
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