Category Archives: The Wonderful WWW

Unpossible!

Me no beeleeve constant email chekking make me stoopider. Me sure stouppiddity be caught from Prezident and Gubernor, like a cold or anthrax. Me smrt! Smrt I tell U!

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Weather worries

Sen. Rick Santorum — you know, the Republican from Pennsylvania who probably hates you for something you’ve done that he doesn’t agree with, like breathing — has introduced a bill that would prevent the National Weather Service from providing weather … Continue reading

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teenalterboy.com

The web is abuzz with good feeling about web personality and ironic eyewear owner Rogers Cadenhead (not his real name). Rogers, you see, had the foresight to snatch up benedictxvi.com, along with a buffet of other possible papal names, way … Continue reading

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Armed Fetus Ornament

I’ll just quote from the product description on this: Protect our troops – from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless … Continue reading

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Re:NIN Re:mix

Own a Mac? Play with GarageBand? Like Nine Inch Nails? Want to remix the first single off their new album? NIN front man Trent Reznor took the actual and for real multi-track audio from the mixing session for “The Hand … Continue reading

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Yabba Zaba do!

Heard of ZabaSearch.com? You will. David Lazarus in the SF Chronicle takes a look at a new search service that dives through personal records and produces results for any name you want to look up and subsequently stalk. ZabaSearch doesn’t … Continue reading

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Send a spam, go to prison

Jeremy Jaynes was pumping out 10 million spam messages a day using 16 high-speed lines. He was grossing up to $750,000 per month. He was caught and broaught into court because he was using a pseudonym to do his dirty … Continue reading

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Flashing privately

Did you know that many online advertisers are now bypassing browser cookies and planting Flash-based trackers to follow you around and see what you’re doing online? Because they are. And did you also know that you control your Flash privacy … Continue reading

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Google Unlimited

First, they upped your GMail account inbox from 1 piddling gigabyte to 2 piddling gigabytes. Soon, they’re going to start storing up your vidblog entries because, hey, that’s just the sort of nice people they are. At the National Cable … Continue reading

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Sugar Bush Squirrel

Sugar Bush Squirrel is boosting the morale of our military troops everywhere by posing for humorous photos in military clothing with guns, tanks, planes and helicopters while wearing helmets, camouflage caps and a turban.

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