Category Archives: What a world! What a world!

Forward to the past

Okay, here’s a head-scratcher for you and something to keep in the back of your mind to feel better about the fact that you don’t live in Kansas (assuming, of course, that you don’t). The Kansas Board of Education (a … Continue reading

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Freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak!

MJ’s second ex-wife and plastic surgery helpmate Debbie Rowe took the stand at his trial this week and if one thing can be said for her, it’s that she sounds just as out-of-touch with reality as the gloved one himself. … Continue reading

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My car, myself

Scarborough Research was contacted by the Republican National Committee for some marketing data about car buyers to figure out how to reach potential voters with ads. What did they find out? If you drive a Porsche, there’s a 59% chance … Continue reading

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“Please tell everyone to come here”

If you think that your south Asia vacation has been washed away with the bodies and buildings of the 2004 tsunami, you’re dead wrong. Although parts of the area still struggle to rebuild and cope with the scale of the … Continue reading

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Nobody believed it was “kitchen fresh,” anyway

KFC is slowly morphing back into Kentucky Fried Chicken one store at a time. The maker of delicious seasoned deep-fried mutant chicken parts is finally facing up to the truth that even though the American fast-food buying public isn’t the … Continue reading

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Heil His Holiness

Correspondents at the Glassdog Vatican Branch have found the following crumpled document in a wastebasket of the Sistine Chapel:

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God, why can’t they ALL be this stupid?

Ted Nugent, everyone’s favorite gun nut and the only man keeping the Dumbest Human On The Planet trophy from Ozzy Osbourne’s shaky little hands, recently told an NRA crowd that each NRA member should… try to enroll 10 new members … Continue reading

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Silence truth

Hey! Did you know that today is the Day of Silence, while tomorrow is the Day of Truth? Hey! Do you even know what the hell I’m talking about? In 2001, The Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network established the … Continue reading

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The high cost of eating less

Forbes has an interesting set of articles about the world of diets, including profiles of leading diet gurus and an examination of just how much dough you’ll put out to eat less dough. Unsurprisingly, the diet systems that require you … Continue reading

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Melting Popecicle

As if the idea of lining up to look at a dead body wasn’t enough to creep me out, now the official word is that JP2 wasn’t embalmed. Those of you unfamiliar with the procedure, embalming is what allows a … Continue reading

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