Category Archives: What a world! What a world!
Florida may be th esunshine state, but apparently all that sun has th enatives turning kind of violent. This assumption is based on a new law in the state that will allow its residents to legally kill anyone who fucks … Continue reading
Besides being an avid skiier, single-handedly bringing down Communism, making sure the gay folk couldn’t marry, Catholic women stayed pregnant, and moving child-molesting priests from parish to parish like chess pieces to stay one step ahead of former alter boys’ … Continue reading
It must be true that a sucker is born every minute, but in this story it’s difficult to tell which one the sucker is — or maybe they both are. At any rate, a Utah man is auctioning off his … Continue reading
ESPN writes a fitting tribute to the outgoing Catholic sportsman. “We were like all the other mountain boys, winter was long in Poland.”
Catholic? Gambling problem? 12 mouths to feed on one salary? Not to worry, Jim. Take the safe bet on the Eye-talian and get $5 on your $2; or let the Holy Spirit guide you to the Indian Cardinal that pays … Continue reading
Both CNN and the NY Times have reported that the Pope is dead, only to retract the news within minutes. Catholics everywhere rejoice in Miracle of Papal Resurrection, while Florida prepares for a ballot recount. Glassdog has learned that the … Continue reading
UNCONFIRMED: Wire services reports are still conflicting, and official notification lacking, but Glassdog World Headquarters has been informed by knowledgeable chicken sources that Frank Perdue has, in fact, died.
To add insult to injury, the Pope has a urinary tract infection. I suggest pouring some cranberry juice in that tube thingie.
Now that Terry Schiavo is dead, George W. Bush, who presided over an assload of executions as Governor of Texas and is marching the planet to religious Armaggedon, is urging Americans to “build a culture of life“. Tom DeLay, who … Continue reading