Seems like everyone is harshing on the KFC for simply doing what it should absolutely be doing with the introduction of the Double Down, which is two slices of cheese and two pieces of bacon sandwiched between deep-fried, KFC-trademarked "herbs and spices" breaded, boneless chicken breast things with a quick slimy pass with something called Colonel's Sauce. As if anything less would be expected from a fast food restaurant that has always specialized in delivering more or less exactly that. We're not sure what would make this thing any better? Do they want some sad, warm lettuce leaves slid in there,...